Bad Puns on Parade

Bonjour boos – it’s been awhile, non? I hope you’re all having a stellar 2018!

New York has been bitter cold, my to-do list seems infinite, and I have been actively engaging my terrible sense of humor to rise above it all. A good laugh is the ultimate form of self-care.

This is inevitably not for everybody. I love – LOVE – awful puns, and have been creating this silly list to keep myself chipper.

My only intention here is to try to bring a little joy to others. I hope I succeed!

de brie

crepes pun




r and brie

un oeuf

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Science and Art: the Work of Eugene Seguy

It is a statement of the obvious to remind my readers that, when it comes to perfect design, noone has ever held a candle to mother nature. The extreme diversity, the glorious patterns, the strange aesthetic connections we make between flora and fauna – what a gift to have the ability to witness and analyze the incredible conversations that transpire between all living things, sentient and not.

And while universally unpopular, perhaps this magnificence is most striking in a world that we are desperate to disregard. It is a world that disgusts us, a world that we are hellbent on squashing and spraying with aerosol and eradicating from our lives entirely. I am talking, of course, about the tragically misunderstood yet noble insect.

Images by Eugene Seguy:

Earlier today, I was positively floored upon seeing the first examples of Eugene Seguy’s work that I’d ever had the pleasure of stumbling across. This is coming from an admitted dilettante, but I’ve always been under the impression that there is a proud history and tradition of scientific illustration in France. Seeing antique posters at les puces showing various stages of a chicken’s embryonic development or the elaborate metamorphosis of the butterfly in its chrysalis immediately brings me back to my childhood love of biology. They are engaging and fascinating, and they are no doubt beautiful.

But Seguy’s work is something more. A remarkably prolific artist during the first three decades of the 20th century, Seguy was also a scientist who served as chair of entomology at the natural history museum of Paris. His experience and knowledge of his subject allowed him to celebrate critters that had been ignored and even feared while showcasing their misunderstood and undervalued beauty.

Images by Eugene Seguy:

Over the course of his career, he created 11 albums of illustrations and patterns which were eventually compiled by Dover Publications in “Seguy’s Decorative Butterflies and Insects in Full Color.” One quote that I stumbled upon repeatedly while perusing various articles was from this anthology:

“His aim was to make available dozens of examples of extremely colorful exotic animals that had been unjustly neglected by occidental decorative artists because of their rarity in life and in illustration. It is interesting to note that Seguy, while confident that butterflies would be readily accepted, made the special plea for the other insects that were constructed like wonderful machines and were thus entitled to the same consideration as an airplane fuselage, an ocean liner or locomotive; nature was a successful industrial designer!”

Images by Eugene Seguy:

Intrigued by a new production technique of the early 20th century – pochoir, a partially automated printing method that involves hand painting stencils (this video is highly recommended) – Seguy was able to create multiple prints that would continuously evolve as the stencils were being used. As Ashley Jones states in her article, “While simple in concept, pochoir could become quite complex in practice, with some images requiring the use of 100 or so stencils to produce a single print.”

Upon learning this and seeing but a few examples of Seguys extensive body of work, it becomes clear that his collection of albums was quite the undertaking – and arguably a labor of love.


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Partytime in Paris, 1980s – “It Was the Place to Go”

I was delighted when I first caught New York Magazine’s headline “A Rare Glimpse Inside Paris’s 1980s Club Scene”. For whatever reason, the 1980s usually conjure my childhood dreams of New York or, if I’m in a particular mood, my adolescent admiration for London. Images of that era in Paris’s history have entirely eluded me, and it seems reasonable to imagine that that’s not uncommon. I can’t particularly think of much “party” imagery in France, period, as I have so completely overdosed on the decadent melancholy that can be so predominant in Goddard and 18th century novels. Following this logic, parties often end in disaster.

But this wonderful piece, which showcases the work of photographer Ross Whitaker, is filled with lush imagery from a lavish and exclusive world. A successful young fashion photographer that traveled and worked throughout Europe, Whitaker began frequenting Paris’s best parties – and always with his 35 mm camera in tow. In celebration of le weekend, I highly suggest taking a peek at this wonderful piece.


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If I Were to Go Back to Paris…

I have a torturous habit of swooning over absolutely everything in Paris. To make matters worse, my curiosity and imagination often overpower the memories, and I find that my deep admiration for the city is made even more profound by my excitement for what I’ve yet to experience. Without my next trip in sight, it only makes sense to obsessively google pictures, street views, upcoming events, maps, reviews – whatever I can get my paws on – to satisfy my virtual wanderlust…and dream.

I email links to myself all the time, and they tend to relate to one of three categories: cute dresses, awesome recipes, or French stuff. While I was going through my cache, it occurred to me that it might be fun to share a few of the spots that make me yearn. Please, if you can go, go. And gloat about it. Because it would absolutely be within reason.


Le Cafe des Chats (via Huffington Post)

Aaahhhh, the time-honored tradition of strolling up leisurely to a French cafe, ordering an espresso while cracking open that day’s edition of le Monde, and fussing with Minou. C’est vrai, mes amis – the cat cafe concept, which originated in Japan, has come to Paris! Le Cafe des Chats, located in the fashionable Marais, opened recently to tremendous fanfare, and unbelievably the establishment already suggests that patrons make reservations about a month in advance.

While my initial thoughts were fixated on the potential for people-watching (and do keep in mind that I am a total cat person), I can also appreciate the concept of bringing creature comforts (!!!) to those that dwell in a big city and may not have the space or time to adequately take care of a pet of their own. I also believe that spending time with animals has tremendous psychological benefits, and while I myself am not familiar with how the corporeal may benefit, I became curious upon reading the patron’s defense of ‘purr-therapy’ (including the argument that “purring produces vibrations which relieve arthritis and rheumatism, which lower your blood pressure and your heartbeat”). Fellow French speakers may take interest in this article from Le Monde that discusses “la ronronthérapie”, which the cafe kindly linked to on their site.

From Le Cafe des Chats:


La Tour Paris 13 (via Untapped Cities)

When a former low-income housing project was ordered to be destroyed, the Galerie Itinerrance decided to step in and create an unparalleled opportunity within the street art community. By inviting 80 artists to take over 36 apartments on 10 floors, they conceived of the largest street art exhibition ever to take place. There are currently 4500 square meters of artwork to ogle, but you must act quickly – very sadly, this is a pop up event, and it is slated to end on the 31st of October.

From Street Art Utopia:


L’Eclair de Genie (via Design Taxi)

This is what the caps lock was made for, you guys.

Classic, traditional, even understated or humble, the eclair is one of the greatest culinary achievements that the French have bestowed upon humanity, goddammit.

But depending on who you ask, this classic desert has a small problem: it’s terribly predictable. Indeed, since its introduction in the 1900s, the eclair has not been known to embrace change.


From Eclair de Genie:




Pâtissier Christophe Adam has elevated the traditional desert into something truly breathtaking, and while it is easy for most of us to stick with the classics, his imagination has breathed new life into this modest pastry.

Incorporating ingredients like popcorn, salted caramel, and yuzu, Adams focuses on innovative, delectable flavors that mirror the beauty of the eclairs themselves.



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“In a French-Ass Restaurant/Hurry Up with my Damn Croissants” – the French Bakers Association Has a Few Words for Kanye

“…We take your lyrics very seriously. From the other lines in the song, we have come to understand that you may in fact be a “God.” Yet if this were the case — and we, of course, take you at your word — we wonder why you do not more frequently employ your omnipotence to change time and space to better suit your own personal whims. For us mere mortals, we must wait the time required for the croissant to come to perfect fruition, but as a deity, you can surely alter the bread’s molecular structure faster than the speed of light, no?” 

Sometimes, it is best to let things speak for themselves – and this open letter to Kanye West from the Association of French Bakers can surely stand on its own.

Cliquez ici, s’il vous plait!


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“I had the idea to use stencils to make graffiti for one reason. I did not want to imitate the American graffiti that I had seen in NYC in 1971 during a journey I had done over there.I wanted to have my own style in the street… I began to spray some small rats in the streets of Paris because rats are the only wild living animals in cities and only rats will survive when the human race will have disappeared and died out.”

– Blek le Rat, from his website

Since the 1970s, street art has become an increasingly celebrated and popular form of visual expression. And while so many of us likely turn to New York when we consider the phenomenon, a multitude of cities throughout the world are home to their own incredibly diverse streetart scenes – and Paris is certainly no exception.

One of my Holga images, taken along the Seine:


Stencil art, despite feeling a bit ubiquitous at times, retains some of the distinctive qualities that likely propelled it into the mainstream. It is stark, bold, and communicates its message instantaneously – and always with a hint of urgency. Arguably fathered by the visionary Blek le Rat, it has gained popularity among many audiences, from deviant teenagers, to professional artists, to one of my dearest friends, who used it to woo a fella she’d fallen in love with (it worked – they’re getting married!).

Image by Blek le Rat:


Working actively since the early 80s, Blek le Rat’s works have both captivated and educated us – and we are able to immediately sense the influence he has had on other popular contemporary artists (Banksy, anyone?).

And it is with tremendous enthusiasm that I tell you that this Saturday, September 7th, his largest body of work to date will be presented at the Jonathan Levine Gallery here in NYC.

Read the press release here, and I’ll see you at the show!

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Le Sac Français – a “Daily Heller” Repost

In Paris, aesthetics are paramount. We’re all familiar with the worldclass fashion, era-defining artworks and beautiful food, but designer and journalist Steve Heller pays tribute to the beautiful utilitarian bags that tote our newfound goodies around.

Check it out!

Image from Steve Heller’s collection:


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The Transgender Women of Paris – Circa 1950 and 1960

I have always had a strong affinity for humanizing portraits of unconventional subjects – encountering Géricault’s portrayals of the insane had an immediate and profound effect on my psyche. Similar subject matter remains a favorite of mine.

So you can imagine how thrilled I was to discover these gorgeous portraits of transgender Parisian women in the 1950s and 1960s.

via Dangerous Minds:

“These beautiful photographs of transgender women, in Paris from the late 1950s and early 1960s were taken by Swedish photographer Christer Strömholm, who traveled to Paris in the late-fifties, where he hoped to create a new kind of night-life street photography. Strömholm lived in the Red Light district, around Place Blanche and Pigalle, where he made friends with many of the young transgender women who worked the streets and hotels to make a living.”

A true revolutionary, Strömholm published the portraits in his 1983 book “Les Amies de Place Blanche” (It’s worth pointing out that he uses “amies,” the feminine-plural of “friends.” As we still live in an age where we have difficulty accepting “chosen” pronouns and identities, this subtlety demonstrates tremendous empathy and respect that is undoubtedly ahead of its time).

I’d like to credit Dangerous Minds, whose piece first brought the stunning collection to my attention. You may also view all the works here.








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Mmmm…..World Leaders

Uhhhhhhmmmm – Le Figaro just released this article and tweet and Putin, whom they called “Poutine”. Is this to avoid any accidental semblance with the word “putain”? I’m so confused, amused, and hungry!


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FEMEN in Paris

I recently came across this amazing video from Vice News, which focuses on the revolutionary feminist group, FEMEN, and their protest at a French Nationalist rally in Paris. FEMEN, founded in Ukraine in 2008, has taken the world by storm through their controversial and radical protests, resulting in countless branches and supporters worldwide.

I was taken with this footage for a few reasons. Firstly, I am a fan of these women, and find their approach to be rooted in traditional radicalism while remaining extreme enough to garner tremendous amounts of media attention. These women have done a lot to bring feminism back in the spotlight – it seems that everyone is aware of them and their cause, and regardless of whether or not you agree with their approach, that’s what’s ultimately important.

I am also incredibly intrigued by racism in France, and have found it strangely difficult to have an open and productive conversation about the topic. It is not my intention to insult, but it is concerning how many seem to turn a blind eye to the problem, unaware of the insidious repercutions of repackaging  hateful tendencies as “French Pride.” Here, at a Nationalist rally, the group’s true sentiments are quickly revealed when they are faced with these courageous revolutionaries.

Check it out.


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